imasyon replied to your post: I have one thing to say about the new Star Trek film:
I AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! we were all like: SQUEEEEEEEEEE in the cinema. I think the non-trekkies were rather confused by our reaction.
My mum and I were just trying so hard not to laugh and it really wasn’t going very well lol That was the best bit! omg was so not expecting it, it was such a serious scene then suddenly ”McCoy what are you doing to that tribble?” LMAO
A time to live, and a time to die.
Makes you wonder what Athelstan was feeling looking after all those who were sick and then getting sick himself. After all, this is how his entire family died.
Oh fuck.
That last Vikings episode.
Just….oh fuck.
Anyone else in floods of tears?
My tear puddles have tear puddles. Welcome to the meltdown.
I’m drowning honestly
I was not expecting that. I don’t think anyone was expecting…
agreed :\ I was having a hard time convincing myself he would be okay too… they need to stop putting Athelstan in mortal danger so that he has a chance to do something as a character :p
Indeed!
I can’t handle this, I need to breathe, BREATHE! And omg Thyri, Athelstan’s one and only possible romantic connection and she’s gone before anything even starts T_T And Gyda, asking for Athelstan to be saved, MY FEELS!!!!! The gifs I’m about to make are gonna be so depressing.

Oh fuck.
That last Vikings episode.
Just….oh fuck.
Anyone else in floods of tears?
My tear puddles have tear puddles. Welcome to the meltdown.
I’m drowning honestly
I was not expecting that. I don’t think anyone was expecting that. omg. Gyda…Thyri…and fuck for a while there I was scared for Athelstan, kept on repeating he’s not gonna die George is looking forward to filming the second series damn you, DAMN YOU!! It was the bloody Sacrifice episode all over again, so much shaking again. They should change the name of this episode from All Change to All Shit Fucks Up.
Okay *breathe*…okay *breathe*….I will get on to how that was the BEST! VIKINGS EPISODE! EVER! on a separate post, but until I recover I would like to say:
Fuck you George Blagden and your moans during Athelstan’s first kiss.

Also, ATHELSTAN’S FIRST KISS!!!!! XD! Interesting circumstance, also high on mushrooms, but who gives a crap! That was so hot! <3
So what if instead of (or before) trying to kill Ragnar and burning down his house, what if the Earl took back Athelstan as a punishment? What if he then sold him on to another Viking who was not as pleasant to Athelstan at all like Ragnar, who treated him like a true slave, used and abused him in every way. Then when Ragnar fights the Earl and kills him, becoming Earl himself, he goes off to find and rescue Athelstan.
He finds him broken and damaged, shaken and bruises and chains and filth.
He carries him home.
Just finished reading Filth.
I’m sad now :(
I still don’t get how they call this a comedy, it even says it on the back of the book. It’s bloody depressing! It’s brilliant, I wanna read it again but….fuck.
How the hell are they gonna do that ending in the film though…O_o The worms part of it. That’s just gonna be… completely foul.
Anonymous asked: does James die in welcome to the punch? does it have a happy ending?
SPOILERS!!!!!!
SPOILERS!!!!!!
At least I think it’s sort of SPOILERS!!!!
He doesn’t die, but it doesn’t have a happy ending either. It’s kind of a disturbing ending. Brilliant, you don’t see it coming, and I love how it ended but…but yeah.
There’s a line in Welcome to the Punch, not said by James, but a line we all know too well:
“I can’t feel my legs”
I failed in not trying to laugh.
you don’t have to have read the book
you don’t have to like all 13 dwarves
you don’t even have to know all their names
you don’t have to speak fluent Sindarin or know who Morgoth is or know what year Tolkien finished his studies at Exeter or even understand that the Necromancer is Sauron
YOU CAN STILL BE A FAN OF THE FILMS OK
elrond says ignore everyone who says otherwise ok and who can argue with that forehead.

…. I didn’t know the necromancer was Sauron.
Thanks.
(via and-dum-spiro-spero)
Out of the many, many things I find physically attractive about George Blagden, for some reason, it’s his nose that I like best
Got into Vikings and Hannibal recently.
There goes every second of my spare time, especially as the Tumblr fandoms for both are brilliant.
starrose17 replied to your post: how am I supposed to do anything when my bro is…
Can I have your bro?
I think we could share?...
lol I know he had the teenest part but, where the hell was George Blagden in Wrath of the Titans?...
If I went through every Vikings episode and made various 250px by 200/250px reaction gifs from every character, would you use them?
thelordmorgan replied to your post: Athelstan: omg did you just threaten to skin me…
athelstan no
Shhh. God will protect me. I got...
Athelstan: omg did you just threaten to skin me and turn me into a pair of boots?
Athelstan: come here, let me pray over you.
if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in...